[SLL] Hidy
Chuck Wolber
chuckw at quantumlinux.com
Tue Dec 18 09:47:24 PST 2007
On Tue, 18 Dec 2007, Francois Caen wrote:
> On Dec 17, 2007 10:48 PM, Chuck Wolber <chuckw at quantumlinux.com> wrote:
> > Oh and we haven't even begun to talk about MTAs. Lemme see here:
> >
> > sendmail == Just works except for the one thing you need it to do
> > qmail == huh?
> > exim == "I'm better because I'm not sendmail"
>
> Nicely done, sir!
>
> Wait... wait... here it comes!
>
> Gnome is overweight
> KDE is for Windows lusers
> *box is for gentoo crackheads
>
> Haha! Your turn!
Nice, very nice. Ok, let's pick on programming languages:
PERL - My line noise is superior to your line noise.
Python - Communist line noise (my line noise is formatted the same as yours)
C - Here's a block of wood, a chisel and a picture. Don't hurt yourself...
Java - more portable than C
.NET - portable if you sell your soul and you only use it on Windows
VisualBasic - It was too simple so we had to add features until we were
putting programming logic *INSIDE* of function prototypes... We'll stop
when we've rendered BASIC more complex than the US tax code.
..Chuck..
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