[SLL] Hidy

Chuck Wolber chuckw at quantumlinux.com
Tue Dec 18 09:47:24 PST 2007


On Tue, 18 Dec 2007, Francois Caen wrote:

> On Dec 17, 2007 10:48 PM, Chuck Wolber <chuckw at quantumlinux.com> wrote:
> > Oh and we haven't even begun to talk about MTAs. Lemme see here:
> >
> > sendmail == Just works except for the one thing you need it to do
> > qmail == huh?
> > exim == "I'm better because I'm not sendmail"
> 
> Nicely done, sir!
> 
> Wait... wait... here it comes!
> 
> Gnome is overweight
> KDE is for Windows lusers
> *box is for gentoo crackheads
> 
> Haha! Your turn!

Nice, very nice. Ok, let's pick on programming languages:

PERL - My line noise is superior to your line noise.

Python - Communist line noise (my line noise is formatted the same as yours)

C - Here's a block of wood, a chisel and a picture. Don't hurt yourself...

Java - more portable than C

.NET - portable if you sell your soul and you only use it on Windows

VisualBasic - It was too simple so we had to add features until we were 
putting programming logic *INSIDE* of function prototypes... We'll stop 
when we've rendered BASIC more complex than the US tax code.

..Chuck..


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